As approved by Major League Baseball
The Professor: OMG Paula!
TP: WOW, she super-duper SUCKED!
Idol Chatter: Oh it wasn’t that bad…her backup dancers were cute!
TP: I was too busy shielding my head and face from the screen, rocking in a fetal ball begging for it to stop to scope the eye candy. She came where for the music? Hell has a has-been discoteque?
IC: We voted for Allison…finally decent hair!!
IC: “Hell has a has-been discoteque” Classic!
TP: Major League Baseball grants you permission to post that. I think the world should know.
IC: OMFG…I could have sworn Kris was going home!!!!
TP: Who’s the mega-hottie that’s part of Kris’ family? Good God!
IC: Had to rewind to see who you were talking bout…yuummmmyy!
IC: Top 3…all guys?
TP: You never know!
IC: Wouldn’t it be shocking if Adam went home tonight!
TP: Yes and incredibly satisfying. He needs a valium and a tongue scraper.
IC: Daughtry still makes us HOT!
TP: You got it! Daughtry and J-HUD came in 4th.
IC: Excellent point!!!
TP: To further clarify, Justin Guarini and Clay Aiken came in second, so Adam is destined to don a technicolor dreamcoat as America’s favorite Gay runner up.
IC: You are like the Gaydol Historian.
TP: Yes, imagine a fire, a wingback chair, a fake British accent and a corncob pipe (filled medicinally).
IC: Imagination overload…danger Will Robinson, danger!
TP: You see [puff, puff] Kelly Pickler’s enunciation of “escargo” works many levels…
IC: Oh geezus!!! I’m going to wet myself!
We’re gonna miss little hotstuff but remember kids, as the Professor has pointed out, 4th place ain’t so bad!!!