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January 21, 2009

Given the historical events taking place I could not be bothered with that bloated and mundane show we call Idol…no kids, I just couldn’t be bothered. As such, I have nothing to report, nothing to write, nothing to say. Not that having nothing to say will stop me…as we know, that’s never an excuse. What is a good excuse is the amazing amounts of champagne I ingested celebrating the inaugural of our 44th President. We here at Idol Chatter send him our best regards for peace and prosperity as we work together to bring about change! Today I resume my place in the boring and mundane and tomorrow, I’ll write about it. For now kids, let me enjoy my hangover…it was for a good cause!