Need an excuse to drink [more] during your watch of American Idol? Stupid Question! My bad!
Want someway to bring your drinking in line with the show? Sure ya do!
This game has been developed, tested and perfected over the past 6 seasons. You can do it alone (not preferable) or with friends (preferable). It’s simple!
Rule 1 – Pour yourself a big glass of whatever alcoholic beverage you have a taste for (keep bottle handy)
Rule 2 – Turn on your TV (HD preferable)
Rule 3 – Turn on your TiVo (or equivalent)
Rule 4 – Toast the opening credits
Rule 5 – Toast each performer
Rule 5 – Toast and take a drink every time Drunk Paula stands
Rule 6 – Toast and take a drink for every Sitting Touchdown Drunk Paula does
Rule 7 – Down your whole damn drink if Drunk Paula does a Standing Touchdown.
Rule 8 – Pass out, totally shitfaced, on the floor – wake up wondering what the hell happened. Thank Buddha for Rule 3.
Enjoy!
