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We’ve been following American Idol since the very first season. We’ve watched Randy’s weight bounce around like a yo-yo. We’ve come up with drinking games around drunk Paula (Jason will more fully explain). We seldom get a hard-on when it comes to Simon – although we pretty much always agree with his less that diplomatic moments of bloviation. We, collectively, couldn’t stand Ryan during Seasons 1 though 5, for some reason liked him during Season 6 and once again can’t stand him.

We are bitter and jaded (maybe thanks to all that alcohol) and can’t figure out why we aren’t getting paid even a little slice of what Simon makes considering our opinions are as relevant as Simons (and usually a hell of a lot more fun).

We watch the show from the West Coast – Jonathan representing SoCal and Jason representing NorCal. Don’t cross us…we’ll cut ya!

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